{"id":325,"date":"2009-09-07T11:06:10","date_gmt":"2009-09-07T15:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.50.23\/wordpress\/blog\/?p=325"},"modified":"2018-04-07T16:46:49","modified_gmt":"2018-04-07T20:46:49","slug":"not-a-boat-ramp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/2009\/09\/07\/not-a-boat-ramp\/","title":{"rendered":"NOT a Boat Ramp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boating, booze, and babes.\u00a0 What more could one ask for on a sunny Labor Day?\u00a0 Well, maybe an extra boat ramp.<\/p>\n<p>While picking up our boats Saturday, we heard two\u00a0 loud crashes.\u00a0 When we turned to see what happened, this fellow was laughing hysterically, saying &#8220;I thought it was a boat ramp&#8221;.\u00a0 This watercraft owner mistook a boat slip for a launch ramp and drove his little trailer over the edge.<\/p>\n<p>Having come to terms with his mistake, and still buffered by his boozy euphoria, he proudly posed for a picture before we lifted his trailer back onto the pavement.\u00a0 Aside from broken dock timbers, there was no harm, but let&#8217;s hope he left the day&#8217;s driving to someone else.<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-325 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/forths.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/wwwP1030997.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/forths.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/wwwP1030997-200x200.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-327\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-327'>\n\t\t\t\tNope &#8230; not a ramp\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/forths.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/wwwP1030999.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/forths.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/wwwP1030999-200x200.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-328\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-328'>\n\t\t\t\tCaptain Morgan Pose\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/forths.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/wwwP1040004.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/forths.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/wwwP1040004-200x200.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-326\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-326'>\n\t\t\t\tA Little Help\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This inebriated boater thought it was a boat ramp<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familyandfriends","category-upnorth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4289,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions\/4289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}