{"id":798,"date":"2010-04-26T18:39:58","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T22:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.50.23\/wordpress\/blog\/?p=798"},"modified":"2018-04-07T17:03:44","modified_gmt":"2018-04-07T21:03:44","slug":"how-not-to-celebrate-your-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/2010\/04\/26\/how-not-to-celebrate-your-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT To Celebrate Your Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the &#8220;Stuff Happens&#8221; department comes this picture of how Debbie celebrated her birthday Sunday.\u00a0 It was really a simple gathering, just some cake and ice cream.\u00a0 There wasn&#8217;t even booze.\u00a0 Regardless, Debbie counted 10 steps when there were 11, and fractured her left foot and tore a ligament in the process.<\/p>\n<p>So, for the next 6 weeks, Deb will be sporting a fiberglass cast, hoping that her ligament will heal so she can avoid surgery.\u00a0 Time will tell.\u00a0 I&#8217;m hoping that in 2 more weeks, she&#8217;ll have mastered her crutches well enough to resume cutting the grass again.\u00a0 Hey, it&#8217;s a self-propelled mower.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_799\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-799\" style=\"width: 200px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/192.168.50.23\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Debs-Cast-April-26-2010.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-799\" title=\"Deb's Cast April 26 2010\" src=\"http:\/\/192.168.50.23\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Debs-Cast-April-26-2010-200x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-799\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Feeling Miserable<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the &#8220;Stuff Happens&#8221; department comes this picture of how Debbie celebrated her birthday Sunday.\u00a0 It was really a simple gathering, just some cake and ice cream.\u00a0 There wasn&#8217;t even &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familyandfriends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4348,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions\/4348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forths.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}