Boating, booze, and babes. What more could one ask for on a sunny Labor Day? Well, maybe an extra boat ramp.
While picking up our boats Saturday, we heard two loud crashes. When we turned to see what happened, this fellow was laughing hysterically, saying “I thought it was a boat ramp”. This watercraft owner mistook a boat slip for a launch ramp and drove his little trailer over the edge.
Having come to terms with his mistake, and still buffered by his boozy euphoria, he proudly posed for a picture before we lifted his trailer back onto the pavement. Aside from broken dock timbers, there was no harm, but let’s hope he left the day’s driving to someone else.